• kelly mulligan wears cheap thongs.
  • twerkin mad  #####  yo.  you ever feel a fart comin when your fuckin  and your like oh  #####  i
  • this one time a bear was chasing me and i pulled out my  #####  grappling hook and leaped off
  • My vaginas all puffy
  • this one time i was eating at the  #####  hole diner and the waiter was mad puerto rican and he
  • you ever cup your own fart in your hands then bring it up to your nose real quick so you can
  • Actual Conversation:  Matt: this one time i was doing this girl up the butt and.. Kelly Mulligan
  • Beavers are possibly the sweetest animal in the entire kingdom.  Their devotion to building dams
  • To make a girl squirt successfully you must use three fingers, curved in an upward motion insert
  • look into my fuckin eyes or ill sizzle fry you like a mother clucking lazer bizeam.  ICEMAN
  • yo, Ani. Like, i really like you. yo why dont you let me kiss you?
  • have you ever thought about farting into a jar,
  • one thing i really hate is when you are like 10 minutes into jerkin off.
  • remember when you first realized you could J off. it was probably
  • this one time i went to the doctor to get a physical. she was mad ug but i still got wood.
  • fuckin steph, what a sweaty mcgilacuddy.
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